Kirei: Do you understand why we stan Jesus? Well, here’s the tea… He went off on that cross so that your sins would be cancelled. Does that snatch your wig?
Rin: Please stop I’m begging you
tsundere cafe
winry being taller than ed for anon <3
Ahh, I see you are a person of discerning taste. What you’re looking at is a real humdinger. Yes, a real one. A bona-fide, genuine, all-original humdinger; not one of those cheap knockoffs, or frankensteined together from broken parts. No, my friend, this is the real McCoy, back when humdingers were built to last. As you can see, the craftsmanship here is phenomenal, all hand-made by a master artisan.
Do I have any doozies? My dear, what do you take me for - a common peddler of the humdrum and mundane?! Of course I have doozies. I’ve got the best crackajacks and sockdolagers money can buy, and they can be yours… for a price.
Can’t you read, dear fellow? This is no ordinary establishment. I am a trader in wonders and marvels. I cater to more… sophisticated needs than your pedestrian desires. There’s a hardware store down the street - if it’s tawdry gadgets you’re after, begone, and insult me no further. Do you think I would go to the trouble of dressing like this if I were an ordinary merchant? Come back when you’re on the market for a real humdinger, or don’t come back at all.
“Hey, there are 0 letters in the alphabet, right?” “No, there’s 26.” “oh, sorry, i must have forgotten The Quick Brown Fox Jumps Over The Lazy Dog.. ;)” “What about R..” “How could i forget.. R u single..?”
There’s an “R” in brown though
Hmm. it would appear that one of us is wrong, and that one of us… is yourself. there’s no r in brown. and thats final
Subbed the event drama part with Sousuke’s awkward laugh, Makoto and Haru’s shared telepathy, and Rin almost kissing complaining to Makoto LOL. Drama track is A+ lol.
(for those interested, you can hear my own lone laughing voice at 1:15 minutes into the video after Hosoyan’s awkward “ha ha” and before the audience starts laughing LOL)
**The DVD Clip does not belong to me (someone on Baidu uploaded it here)!
basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood that’s inside of your body, and they’re like… a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then that’s probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. that’s basically fine.
if something wants to get at your blood, and they’re, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, that’s where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.
unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all
I’m proud to identify as morosexual. I’m attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively. A guy asked me what the Spanish word for tortilla was once and now I dream of kissing him under the moonlight
this same idiot: what kind of animal is the pink panther
me, already taking off my clothes: benjamin you’re so fucking stupid
