now listen to me mortal, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to Mount Kilkreath, and i need you return my beacon. enter my temple, retrieve my artifact and destroy that bastard Malkoran. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

Hey you, you’re finally awake. You were trying to cross the border right? But you’re dummy thicc and the clap of your ass cheeks lead you into an imperial ambush. Same as us and that thief over there.

“They say Ulthicc Stormcloak murdered the high king… with his ass! Clapped him apart!”